Quotes about life o_O?

- I tried to change my hotmail password to penis but they said it wasn't long enough.
- I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

JusT wHaT tO sAy iN a CaR AcciDeNt XD
- I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind.
- I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time.
- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.
- I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. [ Hehe.. Xu Hui~ ]

and finally...
- The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. (''\(^_^)/'') oro?